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Postcard From Gonerfest 5, Pt. I
Hi-Tone gents toilet, Friday evening. Who knew that John Calipari was the kind of guy to take a Sharpie to a bar?
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Has Al Snow Been Using The Ladies’ Room?
(Nomad women’s toilet, Austin, photo by Sally Crewe) If not, I think we can all agree the quality of Daniel Johnston’s artwork is really going downhill.
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America’s Newest Folk Hero : Scott Eyre
That’s right, Joe The Plumber is so two weeks ago (even if his recent appearance on The Best Show On WFMU was his most interesting moment in the public eye to date). Both Deadspin and (ahem) Sons Of...
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Pittsburgh Court Pisses On America’s Spirit Of Innovation
The Minneapolis Star-Tribune’s Jim Walsh reports the two gentleman responsible for the creation and sale of The Original Whizzinator — at one time, the dildo du jour of the Vikings Onterrio Smith and...
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Let No One Accuse The Wilpons Of Skimping On Toilets
(photograph by Jesper Eklow) Some guys really know how to celebrate their birthdays. While the rest of us schmoes have to console ourselves with a trip to the Ground Round or the emergency room...
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You Can’t Stop Technology
How many times have you wished there was an panoramic, interactive website that afforded you an 360-degree view of the CBGB’s toilets? Yeah, me neither, but it’s amazing someone went to all this effort.
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Marv’s Kin : Merely Average At Broadcasting, Exceptional At Holding It In
Of the many questions posed by Saturday’s 20 inning encounter between the Mets and Cards (eg. “is Kyle Lohse a better or worse left fielder than Manny Ramirez?”), the New York Daily News’ Bob Raissman...
View ArticleThe Less Than Triumphant Return Of (Oakland) Coliseum Sewage
I'd like to apologize to the @yankees for flooding their dugout. Actually, no I wouldn't. Make Sewage Great Again! — Coliseum Sewage (@ColiseumSewage) May 21, 2016 Prior to the Yankees’ 5-1 defeat of...
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CSTBracket 2017: To Err, Forever
One does not simply whelp oneself. For one thing, it’s hard to know exactly what whelping means, because it is both a noun (a pup) and a verb (to produce a pup), and for another I was not even really...
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CSTBracket 2018: 11 Years Of Never Figuring It Out
The best players from the first NCAA Tournament I was extravagantly wrong about as a CSTB contributor are mostly out of the NBA. In 2007, the year of the first CSTBracket, Florida won its second...
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